This is starting to suck.
Yea, We knew it was bad
Just comedians’ luck
We got new jokes, but ain’t no shows to tell them at
So we’re all going live, But we know it’s a fad
Cuz Without crowds there laughing with us
All our punchlines just fall flat
Tell us when will it end?
And will we murder again?
Cuz we’re currently bombing in our bedrooms
On our zoom calls with our dads
Please just give us a mic
And a room with a stage
We been keeping it light,
But without any laughs
Our clever insights sound deranged.

Damn this blows,
This is one half empty cup
Without shows
What’s the use in standing up?
The jokes on us.

We are the born to grind
It’s hard for us to waste the time
A small vacation? Fine,
But more than that We’ll lose our minds
We need a crowd to please,
We even miss the hecklers, G
And if you hadn’t noticed
We’re the lowest that we’ve ever been
Look, what you gotta see
Is this ain’t art, it’s therapy
And every day without it
Is a toxin in our chemistry
We hope you’ve all been safe
And taking time for bettering,
Just know you best be ready
When this ends we’re bringing everything

So tonight,
when you’re scrolling through your phones
Find a joke someone’s trying to tell from home
And laugh along.

Damn this blows,
This is one half empty cup
Without shows
What’s the use in standing up?
The jokes on us
Damn this blows,
This is one half empty cup
Without shows
What’s the use in standing up?
The jokes on us…