All my friends are robot friends
All my friends are robot friends

Just me and my robot friends
Square heats while the oblong blends
I’ll never be lonely when
I’m surrounded by my new robot friends

I knew some people now they all live in my phone
Not what it seems though, man I never feel alone
Got my buddies all around me
Some are plastic some are chrome
And they’re always down to party
Long as we keep it at home
They sipping juice, I’m sipping gin
We getting loose, because we’re friends
See they all have things to offer,
Some are showers some are poppers
When it comes to picking crew,
I’ve always been a clever shopper

Now it’s
Just me and my robot friends
Square heats while the oblong blends
I’ll never be lonely when
I’m surrounded by my new robot friends

Let me tell you about this one guy that I know
He goes by the eastern name of Nintendo
He likes to play, He lets me win
He’s into games, is that a sin?
I don’t think so baby!
Tommy trimmer, he just wants to see my face
Doesn’t like it when my beard gets in the way
Envy prints, Betty toasts
Sony spins, you heard the Bose
Get this party started!

Just me and my robot friends
Square heats while the oblong blends
I’ll never be lonely when
I’m surrounded by my new robot friends

So polite
Out of sight
Turn them on
Lets have fun

Just me and my robot friends
Square heats while the oblong blends
I’ll never be lonely when
I’m surrounded by my new robot friends

Nice and clean (My new robot friends)
What a dream (My new robot friends)
I’ll never be lonely when
I’m surrounded by my new robot friends

All my friends are robot friends
All my friends are robot friends