Hot Water

from The Great Indoors by Ben Cardilli

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lyrics

My baby uses all the hot water
And people wonder why I hate taking showers
Freezing my nuts off in the early morning hours
When I ask about it, oh you know
It only makes her sour
How does scrubbing your tiny body take an hour?
Come on!

I know I’m not the earliest riser
I sometimes miss out on my time with the geyser
A Few days pass and soon I’m attracting flies
Or the people on the bus
They start to leave a seat between us
I wanna wash up, but
The temperature’s so mean that I can’t

Just a few drops is all that I need
If she could just stop and stifle her greed

Every mornings like the ice bucket challenge
If she would ration, then I think we could manage
She gets a sauna, I get hosed down like a prisoner
Its like living in my filth has been the cost of being with her
every time I turn a faucet now, I shiver
Its wrong!

She listens to Shakira on repeat
Sings so loud that she pretends not to hear me
I’m just so tempted to go flush every toilet
She won’t share her guilty pleasure,
So you know I’ll try to spoil it
Guess I better grab a pot and start to boil it
I’m done…

My baby uses all the hot water
My baby uses all the hot water…

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from The Great Indoors, released June 9, 2020

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about

Ben Cardilli Montreal, Québec

Ben Cardilli is a montreal based standup comedian, musician and producer. During the cover crisis, he was finally inspired to merge his interests into silly songs about a hopeless situation resulting in his debut album "The Great Indoors." Check out the music videos for the albums singles at the link below! ... more