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The End of Netflix

from The Great Indoors by Ben Cardilli

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Feels like I seen some shit
Just made it to the end of Netflix
Ooo and you won’t believe how it ends
You might lose some friends,
But you’ll gain a flex, kid.

You can forget the chill,
Ain’t no booty call worth it when The Punisher steps in.
I’m a circle Jerk. @ Joey’s mom, the cheques in
Strange Things happen in midst of one Finn Wolfhard
I’m in the upside down
And I ain’t coming back before they
Get that Bitch Carol Baskin.
..I ain’t gonna be mad, I’m just asking
Anyone really thinking’ Amber and Barnett was a win win?
Or maybe I’m an Underwood,
Straight killer in the house calling shots like a boss
Let Mr. Avery out of jail cuz he didn’t break any laws
Wrong place wrong time,
My boy was framed then maxed in!
You see the problems we face when we get Lost in Space
Or have our carbon replaced, or maybe
We’re just building a cake and you nailed it
Lying here, barely awake like we shameless

Feels like I seen some shit
Just made it to the end of Netflix
Ooo and you won’t believe how it ends
You might lose some friends,
But you’ll gain a flex, kid.

Welcome to the end of the line.
You made it, baby.
Honey you’re just in time.
I got new shit waiting.

Hell Yea I’m still watching
You’d think after 4 in the morning they’d quit clocking
Took me nearly seventy minutes to pick something
Now I’m getting my fix, hold up, Jimmy Carr’s talking
I just learned how to cook
and I ain’t talking meth
To steal a page from Mr White’s book.
Nah. I make it Ugly Delicious.
Just like Red’s in the Kitchen and
We’re just doing our time, Look
Long as they keep making these shows about the criminal folk
Then I’ll be caught by the toe, like a tiger.
I ain’t even talking bout Joe,
I’m inspired to keep a razor in my cap
Like I’m a Peaky fuckin’ Blinder
They wonder how the hell I keep up
Got 20 series’ going at once
Like I’m a character slut.
Truth is, I’m just trying to keep my mind trim.
Working at it daily like I’m going to the gym.

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from The Great Indoors, released June 9, 2020

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Ben Cardilli Montreal, Québec

Ben Cardilli is a montreal based standup comedian, musician and producer. During the cover crisis, he was finally inspired to merge his interests into silly songs about a hopeless situation resulting in his debut album "The Great Indoors." Check out the music videos for the albums singles at the link below! ... more

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