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House Rules

from The Great Indoors by Ben Cardilli

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I moved in with a cutie thinking everything was groovy,
But I’d only ever lived on my own.
So it only took a second before I was overstepping
And she broke me down the rules of her home.

She said
Leave the seat down, or get out of town.
Hang the paper from the back or grab a suitcase and pack.
For every dish done, I’ll lower my gun.
If you don’t take out the trash then you’re a thing of the past.
House Rules

She runs a tight ship so I ain’t given’ her lip
Cuz if I’m being fully honest, Ooo she scares me a bit.
Says I’m a real slob, try getting a job
Cuz you ain’t been doing nothing like a lump on a log.
See you don’t cook well, you can’t fix a sink
and you been sitting here for days
And now you’re starting to stink.

Why are you such a grouch?
Feet off of my couch!

Hey boy, I’ll give you a choice.
Either pick up all your shit or we’re through.
No more game boy. Quit making your noise.
If you want I’ll find you something to do.
These are my House Rules!

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from The Great Indoors, released June 9, 2020

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Ben Cardilli Montreal, Québec

Ben Cardilli is a montreal based standup comedian, musician and producer. During the cover crisis, he was finally inspired to merge his interests into silly songs about a hopeless situation resulting in his debut album "The Great Indoors." Check out the music videos for the albums singles at the link below! ... more

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